IT HAPPENED TO ME: I MISSED MEN'S FASHION WEEK FOR 'GIRLS'

It Happened To Me: I Missed Milan's Men's Fashun Week!

I mean, I'm missing it, right now. 

YES, really! I know, I know, "but how, and why?" You're asking yourself-you're so confused!!!

WHERE will the models sleep? (lol "sleep")
WHO will touch their butts?

HOW will their peens survive?
WHY is this happening???

WELL-I'm still in America this month and I'm here this month so I can go to New York this weekend so I can be there to watch the first episode of the new season of GIRLS!!! 

Also I guess I will do some New Yorky stuff idk.

I guess I'm just writing this post to apologize to everyone crying over my absence in Milan (and to my poor mailbox obviously OVERFLOWING with invitations to all the #exclusive #fashun #shows) and also tell y'all I probz won't be posting anything till I get back but that when I do I'll almost definitely have a job at HBO so it's #worthit

K bye for now, love y'all 4ever